Perspectives of Bias

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Introduction

So I am sitting in my messy room on my desk with this black my-uncle-built-this-for-me Dell laptop which is missing two buttons, and am looking for a way to release all my darn feelings.

So how would Google feel if I typed in the search box: a way to release my darn feelings...??

They would probably not even look at every single search they do, and don't you wonder all the most randomest and provocative thigns we can type in? I mean I can imagine some guy looking all the searches second by second and then they see mine, give a raised eyebrow and move on, but what if I searched something like "Asian bondage"??

They actually probably get stuff like that all the time, and I actually would find it highly amusing to go and see every single search in one hell of a list that people have typed in.

So anyway, I find this blogger thing and I'm look cool this is different than some other stuff. I mean yeah, I have a xanga, which I have posted in like 3 years and no one seemed to go on it anymore. And I had a myspace, but then deleted it because there was a sexual predator scare and one day I may be raped. But how can you...seriously!! I mean obviously did as soon as my mom (who watches the news incessantly and is so scared for me for every single bit of new news) found out that I had one. But there are 11 year olds who try to pose what they deem sexy online! I mean, how is that sexy?? I can't believe how fast these generations are growing nowadays! I have a 11 year old sister myself, and if I found out she had a myspace revealing her information about where we live and pictures of her dancing in a bikini, I may just go beserk and end up getting hit by a car too full of emotion just as Myrtle did in the Great Gatsby. No, all she is obsessed with is Club Penguin...haha no lie I even have one because that little site is dangerously addictive, and no I am not a kid pretending to be 18. I am 18 and recently graduated, thank you-but yes I am a kid at heart.

But basically, the biggest thing for high school graduates and all college-goers is Facebook. Ahh facebook! This site is amazing and I love it, sorry to say. It is crazily addictive, and has a sort of coolness to it with their network labels and links and what college you go to and whatnot. It is also a competition to see the cool groups one has joined, and if you can reach 2,000 wallposts...( I hae 704 currently), and some of the recent applications they put up. I mean these applications are alright, but seriously they are getting a little too much. Like horoscopes sound alright, and the videos application-but they are random ones like what's your ethnicity and post it notes you can do! Hey say whatever but you have to admit Facebook is putting a little too much applications available. Install all of them (whoa I wonder if anyone has..stalking time!) and you will definitely not even have a Facebook anymore, but a rip off of Myspace. And yes Facebook does = stalking, but not crazy perv stalking, more like Mean Girls stalking and gossips, rumors, and blackmail...ohh the spirit of high school.

Oh, this was going to be an introduction about me, but I guess I just ended up rambling on...warn me please if I seriously have lost it :)
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